The following short quiz consists of 4 questions that
will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Answer each question before you check if it is correct. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't look UNTIL you have answered it!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Katie....guess who I met! Adam Brody..........better known as Seth from OC. He is a drummer for this band at Sasquatch. Aideen went crazy and has this pic with her and him with her head smooshed up on his face...so funny.
Is he as witty in real life as he is on the show? That is 92% of his appeal in my eyes. The remaining 8% being his boyish good looks, and the fact that he got Rachael Bilson. That takes talent.
Weren't you at some drug infested consert this weekend.. what was a celebrity doing there, goodness me..
P.S Marissa is dead. What will the O.C do now?
contrary to recent evidence...
i really do no how to spel. i no that 'consert' is not rily how to spel 'concert'. My bad. I wil b shur to spelchek more frecwentley.
In reference to your actual post.... I knew I was on the wrong track when I noticed the answer for number 1 was not "cut the giraffe into tiny pieces, THEN put in the fridge".
I think I have been in the meat business too long.
It wasnt a drug fest....it was sasquatch music festival! Ben Harper/Death Cab 4 QT/Beck/Clap your hands and say yes/tragically hip/flaming lips.....and on and on and on. I dont touch drugs period anymore....not even a puff! He was there cause his band "Big Japan" was playing there at one of the smaller stages.
hahahahaha that is the hardest I have laughed in awhile Heather.. thanks for that.
Thank you. My hilarity comes naturally.
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