A kid and his grandpa are watching the ball game on t.v one day. Grandpa pulls out a cigar. The kid asked his grandfather if he could try some. Grandpa says, "can your dick touch your ass?"
The kid replied, "no."
"then no you can't", said the grandfather.
A little bit later in the day old grandad asks the kid if he'd go ask grandma, who's in the kitchen baking cookies, for a beer. Kid runs off and returns with a nice cold one. "hey grandpa can I try a sip?"
"can your dick touch your ass son?" the grandad replied.
"no", says the kid.
"then sorry but no", says the grandad.
Grandma calls her grandson into the kitchen. After a few minutes he returns with a place full of cookies. Grandpa looks over and says "hey kid, give old gramps one of those cookies."
Kid looks at Grandpa and asks "can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa says "of course it can".
Kid replies "then go fuck yourself, these are mine.
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3 comments:
this joke is pretty damn funny and new to me. I laughed, my roommate looked at me funny. Mind you she is not funny. Sometimes she talks and i wish she would stop.
Bamfield going well for you Robs? Do you have another crazy room mate? Enjoy the litte village in the middle of nowhere. I just waited in line for about 7 minutes at Tim Horton's to get a stupid bagel. This city is making me crazy.
pretty good. busy but good. Crazy no, talks to much, yes. Calgary lacks the required number of tim hortons.
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