Don't think I don't know that you look at my blog.. Today, for example, I know it has had 46 visits.
I know what city you're from, where you were before and after you loaded my blog, I could even look up your IP address if I cared to, or knew how to.
Call me God, call me omniscient, call me what you will.. BUT I am getting bored of providing mild entertainment for people and getting nothing in return.. that's right, you're assholes..
So comment whoever you are, make me feel cool, and I'll continue to think up random things to rant about. If you don't I will stop providing my services..
Consider yourselves warned.. assholes.
p.s. I love you all, I also love the word asshole.
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You know.....your post used to be so entertaining. Jokes, Rants, and all that fun stuff. Now all we get are talks of camping trips with a daily close up of you cheek to cheek with your boyfriend. Not that that is a bad thing....just not entertaining.
ricky bobby.. i KNOW that's not your real name.. coward..
I'm sorry I am now boring you with my day to day happenings. Maybe you could entertain with some redneck tails from kentucky or wherever people come up with names like "ricky bobby".
My cousin's name is Ricky. She's not from Kentucky.. but she is a bit of a red neck. But let's get to the point here... Katie's blog has pretty much always consisted of comments about her and I.. with a few posts between. I personally can't remember that mysterious time when her posts were different.
I heart Brian and Katie. You two light up my life.
Please, more light. Don't take the light away. Make it shine, and shine forever. Please.
As for your cousin Ricky, BG... she's all redneck. Right down to the fact that she was willing to sleep with me in exchange for my Budwieser T-Shirt that was autographed by Lynard Skynard....
So. Hot.
Isn't blog stalking the best? I also occasionally log in to count the Indonesians and Americans who happen upon my blog. Though, it can be somewhat creepy...like the person in Trail, B.C. who spent four hours on my blog one day and 3 the next. WHO ARE YOU??
This goes both ways, Calgary.
~Ottawa Asshole.
Excuse me. Can you all please stop making fun of Ricki?
She's all class and sass.
And she would NEVER ever want anything to do with ANYTHING signed by Lynard Skynard.
Maybe Snoop Dog.
So shut up. Or she will roundhouse you to the head, or I will on her behalf. Ho's before bro's yo.
Biatches.
Manho's comment has Heather written all over it.. Are you trying to say that wasn't you?
What's with all the freaking pseudonames??
It is making my blog stalking more timely, more like detective work if you will.
Not me - please note that Manho spelled Ricki wrong.
I deteste spelling errors.
damn.. another mystery.
I'm curious.. like a cat.. that's why my friends call me whiskers
-Harry Carry
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