This is my favorite joke. I know it does not meet Brian's joke credentials, but maybe you can take some time when you are not drunk to read through the few sentences dear..?
I am posting this particular blog because I got in trouble for having bad blog etiquette. My oh-so-supportive boyfriend informed me that the people of the blog community would frown upon me because I was too serious with my last post. He really has my best interests at heart. This is my attempt to make a more appropriate impression. Please don't shun me from this magical world, I finally belong somewhere.... Anyways, enjoy the joke..
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!.......How much water did you DRINK?!!"
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2 comments:
Good Joke....Goooooood Joke. How about this one....
A woman is in a very abusive relationship for a long time and she finally gets out. After some time, she decides that she wants to hit the dating scene again. She posts a personal ad that reads as follows "Wanted. Man who will not beat me, will not run out on me, and is an excellent lover" After a few days, the woman's door bell rings. She goes over and opens the door to find a man who has no arm and no legs. "I am here in response to your personal ad." The woman pauses, then tells the man that he doesnt really meet what she was looking for. The man replies "Well.....I have no arms, so I can never hit you.....I have no legs so I can never run out on you" To this, the woman then replies...."You are right....but I also a requested a great lover" The man responds "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
It's nice to be eating your sandwich at your desk and almost spit your food out cause you're laughing. My co-workers think I'm a neat girl. Good times had by all.
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