My brother and Chantal set the date for their wedding - April 19th. We're heading to JAMAICA! Consider my life rough for that week. Oh and by the way the booze flows out of taps in the rooms. Are you kidding me?
Booze be flowin from the rat a tap tap, I thought it could use a badass rap. Palm trees, bad bitches and wannabe's, Smokin green, in the sea, booze makes a nigga pee. My homies may be jealous see, but that's aiiight cuz they can't touch me...
(Take it to the chorus)
Jamaica mon oooooooh Jamaaaaiiiica We be living the easy life feelin no pain or janky strife.... Jamaaaaica
So like I be sayin lets get some crunk I'm going to a wedding but I'm gonna be drunk Liquor from the taps, Alize from the bottle, Niggas be steppin, I'll be lookin for a throttle
(Take it to the bridge)
Heaven flows from the taaaaaaaps This wigga's got mad raaaaaaaps
So the moral of the story is women lose your pants Drink the joose from the tap, but warning... Those things in your pubes aint ants....
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5 comments:
I would like to argue that this exciting news requires MORE vowels!
SAAWEEEET!
Wait.
Booze...flows out of the TAPS?
WTF?
there are taps filled with booze.. that is correct..
as for it flowing out of taps such as sinks and baths I do not think so.. There will be no bathing in booze..
..unless things get really fun.
Lucky you. I will make a rhymn to honor this.
Booze be flowin from the rat a tap tap,
I thought it could use a badass rap.
Palm trees, bad bitches and wannabe's,
Smokin green, in the sea, booze makes a nigga pee.
My homies may be jealous see,
but that's aiiight cuz they can't touch me...
(Take it to the chorus)
Jamaica mon
oooooooh Jamaaaaiiiica
We be living the easy life
feelin no pain or janky strife....
Jamaaaaica
So like I be sayin lets get some crunk
I'm going to a wedding but I'm gonna be drunk
Liquor from the taps, Alize from the bottle,
Niggas be steppin, I'll be lookin for a throttle
(Take it to the bridge)
Heaven flows from the taaaaaaaps
This wigga's got mad raaaaaaaps
So the moral of the story is
women lose your pants
Drink the joose from the tap, but warning...
Those things in your pubes aint ants....
OH SNAP.
Peace.
Yeah.
I'm really happy its Friday.
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